He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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