Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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