...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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