Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I need moral support for this bender
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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