Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
its liver damage thursday
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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