So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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