I'm going to jail i love you
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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