North Korea, Best Korea!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
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so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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