I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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