I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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