Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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