If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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