have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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