So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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