is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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