Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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