He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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