ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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