do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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