it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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