North Korea, Best Korea!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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