Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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