yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I deserve to be covered in dicks
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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