...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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