I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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