"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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