You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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