We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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