I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think people are normalizing furries
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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