I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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