I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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