worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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