I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize