I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have post one night stand depression
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