I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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