"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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