Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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