I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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