The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
His nipple licking is glorious
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