Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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