now i know why i became what i already was.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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