I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The Olympian is in my bed
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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