just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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