David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My feet surprised me
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