He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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