i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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