don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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