so that wasnt chicken after all
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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