ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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