the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I want to be your penis for a week.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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