btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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