Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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