Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize