If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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