yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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