You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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