well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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